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Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
...Nah, mate. It's cool. I didn't need any cool friends anyway.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
You wanna go, mate!? I'll mess you up.3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Looks like I'll be doing all the work. Again.4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
Being an Ambipom is already enough to kill me.5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Mother, no. You stink. Get the fuck out my house.6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Hell yes.7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I have never actually owned a Meowstic before in my life.8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
Chill, dude. Chill. 9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
There is a dead child attempting to snuggle with me. Someone please help me.10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
You fat prehistoric chicken I will cut you.11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
FUCK12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
But did she deserve it?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
Dude, I hate to break it to you but... You have, like... No feet.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Poliwrath died to my wrath.15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Too bad he can't even hold the book and only knows the story of the three billy goats.17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Come with me, Miku- I MEAN MELOETTA.18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Uhm. It's a tree, sir. Ma'am. Genderless being.
Also, does it sing the song from Little Shop of Horrors as it works??19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
Yes.20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Look's like I'm having dinner tonight!21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
AW YE, GET IN!!!23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
I forgot this thing existed.
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Okay. I get a fishy.
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
GET OUT MY HOUSE26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
I should've known not to trust the moth.27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
...I'm afraid to say this but, sir, I do not think you can wear my hats.
Also, are you a sir? I do not know.28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Fucking freeloader.30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
Well. She tags... Uh...
if she's still alive and... And... Uh... Everybody?